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Ask Argent!
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Can't find the answer to your big question?Just write to "Ask Argent,"
Titans Beat Magazine,
c/o DC Comics,
1700 Broadway, New York, NY 10019.
Dear Argent,
This is really weird, but lately, I feel like a stranger in my own body. Can you help me get a clue?
Lost in Leesburg
Know what you mean. This puberty stuff sucks. I mean, I turn 16, daddy buys me all these top of the line Mad Mod swim suits that show off my belly-button ring really nice, and can I get a decent tan? Nah-uh. You should just do what I do: Get your dad's credit cards, yell "Charge it!", and head for the mall. New stuff always makes me feel better! ; )
Dear Argent,
Me and my boyfriend Kyle just got back together after a nasty break-up, and then I caught him with another woman. He said he just was sketching her-he's an artist-and now he wants to take our relationship more seriously. Do I trust him?
Wondering in New Jersey
P.S. Good luck with the Titans. It's quite a legacy.
He's a guy, right? So, NO. Unless he shows you a ring, watch him, girl! I
got this great guy, Erik-my flavor of the month-and I know that if I left him alone he'd just get into trouble. And yeah, those other Titans were something. But now it's us!
Hey Argent,
I get around a lot, and I'd just like to know where do you go for the best
fast food?
Impulsive in Alabama
Duh, Impulsive, everyone knows the Big Belly Burger is the place to go-and they're like everywhere, too. What are you, from another time?
Hey Argent,
Any chance we could go out on a date? I'd like to show you some super-sights and a really cool rave.
The Kid
Kid, you'd have to be a real Superman to impress me.
Hey Argent,
What do you do to keep in shape?
Chunk-style from Central City
As if I had to worry about it. I was born with a killer bod. But here's a
hint: learn how to say, "No thank you, that third piece of pie won't be
necessary."
OK Argent,
I've been hanging out with the real Wonder Woman-who I think my mom is majorly jealous of-and I think she's so-o-o cool and I just wanna be like her. Is that cool or what?
Gateway City Grrl
Sure, it's cool to have an idol. I think the real Wonder Woman is the
stuff-I even liked that new look she had for a while, but was that a wig or what? Anyway, you also have to try to be yourself, get your own style. Look at me-I'm part of the Teen Titans, but I'm also a total original.
Dear Argent,
Are you at all nervous about meeting people's expectations as a Teen Titan? Following a killer act can be tough, I know.
Boy Wondering in Gotham
Nervous? Moi? The Titans have a great brand name, and you're gonna find we got the goods to go beyond what people expect!
Well, it's back into the pool for me! Until next time-Ciao!
TITANS TOWER
This Summer hot enuff for ya? Well, It's about to get hotter, 'cuz the TEEN TITANS have arrived! Dat's right! This August a new team for the next gen hits the streets, and Titans Beat is here to give you the 411 with this special issue! By now you're probably thinkin' "Who are these guys?" Well, they ain't your granpa's heroes, that's for sure!
You got the totally hyper Risk; Argent, with her energy blades, who thinks she's all that; the sizzling Joto; that nice-but-freaky Prysm; and the little dude with the BIG punch, the Atom! They're a team who's attitude can only be matched by their firepower, always looking for adventure and the nearest paaarty-and they WILL be coming to a town near you.
Later,
Ye EDITORTITANS BEAT 1. Published by DC Comics, 1700 Broadway, New York, NY 10019. Copyright(c)1996 DC Comics.All Rights Reserved. All characters featured in this issue the distinctive likenesses thereof, end all related indicia are trademarks of DC Comics. The stories, characters and incidents mentioned in this magazine are entirely fictional.